renegade renegade craft fair

so as i've been travelling so much, i just realised that it's the fucking 'renegade' craft fair this weekend in london, and remember i was planning my own renegade renegade craft fair as i couldn't afford the fucking $400 deposit required to apply for a stall? so tomorrow morning i will be going down brick lane with a blanket and my wares and flogging them on the sidewalk like all the other weekly sidewalk sellers...who would like to join me...it's free!!!

and this is the sort of thing i will be selling, what do you think?